Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.

Amazing.

Posted on June 19, 2012 via You Get What You Give with 1,364 notes

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Happy birthday, Rhode Island! On this day in 1790, Rhode Island - the last of the original 13 colonies - ratified the Constitution and became the 13 U.S. state.

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Posted on May 30, 2012 via USPS Stamps with 81 notes

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